Unblinkinlievable! We’ve had a crazy few days and so much has happened it’s hard to know where to begin……but begin I shall
The last time there was another blackout and Frankie was on the brink of a momentous return. Kyembe called shortly after the computer ran out of batteries and said was ‘just coming’. In the excitement I dashed outside to wait for him foolishly forgetting that ‘just coming’ actually doesn’t mean anything of the sort and I ended up chatting with our guard for half an hour. I should say that although having a guard makes it sound like we live in a dangerous area or have a lot to steal but actually I think it’s just fashionable
The chap didn’t even have a torch or a phone so I’m not sure what he could do if the militia turned up! Anyway, Frankie turned up and although she looked rather grubby and smelled like onions all seemed well. The tie-rod ends had been replaced and we were mobile again
On Wednesday we planned to drive over to Kitwe to go and help at the CURE clinic and got up extra early to ask Roger (the gardener) if he’d help me try get Frankie looking a bit shinier and smelling less like onions (the onion smell actually came from several squashed onions I found in the back!!!!!)
After a quick scrub and polish and a new magic tree we were off down to pick up Barry who needed a lift to a bible college in Kitwe. A few minutes after setting off the warning light came on suggesting the brake fluid needing topping up which we duly did and all seemed well until we were driving up to the ‘old’ house to get Barry when the rear break seemed to bind a little. Having checked with Barry if everything had been fine with the brakes whilst Frankie was away in Lumwana and contemplating another trip to the garage we decided that the problem had settled and set off to Kitwe with the plan to go to the garage after the clinic.
After dropping Barry at the college we had a major battle on our hands utilising all my 4×4 driving experience to avoid the big ditches at either side of the muddiest, sloppiest road in Zamiba! We thankfully made it to the clinic fairly unscathed
The clinic seemed well under control and there was no real need for us to get stuck in seeing patients so we dashed off to the nearby hospital to collect a patient who needed to be seen. With no sign of them at the hospital entrance we made a quick phone call and discovered they were waiting near the main gate. Just as we reached the gate and started to pull out Rebecca (who’d come along to help us find the patient) spotted them and shouted for me to stop. I put my foot on the break having only just started to roll forward and disaster – my foot went straight to the floor and the brakes completely failed leaving me to continue rolling forward into the road. Thankfully the only thing coming the other way was a police car some 100m away and I put on the hazards and pushed the gearstick into Park to stop Frankie’s prgress. The brakes then returned and I carefully edged to the side of the road to investigate the problem. By this time the police car had pulled up opposite and the officer was shouting at me to pull further forward and off the road. Obviously I obliged and thought he was getting out to come and help as he strode over the road. This impression soon changed as he announced that he was booking me for causing an obstruction in the road! Despite trying to explain that the brakes failed he wasn’t interested at all and just took down my details and told us to report to the local police station later that day so he could fine me and teach me a lesson stating that I should no better than to stop in the middle of the road. I couldn’t believe it and had to work hard to just to stay calm explaining that I’d happily go to the station once I’d taken the car to the garage to get repaired. In order to prove there was nothing wrong with the brakes and basically prove I was lying he walked around the car and touched each wheel rim suggesting that the wheels would be hot if the brakes were bad!!!!!! The fine was set at £20 and he wanted it paying even if I turned up with the receipt for the repairs. Let’s just say he wasn’t very nice
We limped straight to the garage with Frankie making a horrible noise and were definitely pretty fed up! After almost 6 months with next to no problems she’d died twice since Barry decided to buy her from us – bonkers! Setting off to walk back to the clinic thoughts of home were definitely at the front of my mind. John & Becky were really helpful and we went back to there’s for a much needed cup of tea and to think of a plan.
Having sent a couple of emails the day before to enquire about the possibility of flying home a few days sooner I decided to borrow Becky’s landline and ring the travel company for an update. The good news being that there are seats available, the bad news being that we’d have to pay £144 to change despite the fact that our charity fair means we only have to pay any difference in tax! With Frankie in the garage and struggling the thought of trying to drive to Lusaka didn’t fill us with great hope so John & Becky decided to reschedule their week to offer us a lift down whenever we wanted. Amazing
First stop after lunch was to see the ‘nice’ police officer who wanted some money. I’d decided that we wouldn’t pay a penny so approached the guy using every skill we learned during our marriage prep last year! I pleaded my case again and again with no progress and was about to give up when Mr Officer stated that all he wanted was an apology and admission of guilt. Stubborn Adam couldn’t bring himself to admit guilt by apologising for the offence so with a stroke of genius I apologised very sincerely for wasting his time and pleaded for his forgiveness on this count
Forgiveness granted I was able to leave with my head held high and with enough money left in the wallet to pay for Frankie’s new brake shoes
Our regular readers may recall that we replaced the brake shoes about a month ago when we were in Lusaka so I was surprised to hear that they’d worn so badly that one had fallen off!! The mechanic handed them to me and was equally surprised to hear that they’d been replaced a month ago! It basically appears that we were scammed by a reputable garage in Lusaka and they simply took the money without changing the shoes despite going to the effort of actually getting the parts and removing the wheels etc. etc. I’m very much looking forward to visiting them next week
Once again all seemed well as we drove back to Chingola and straight to the Protea to further investigate the possibility of a flight change. My plan was to call the BA desk in Lusaka to see if they could change the flights for less and was amazed to hear them confirm that we could change to the flight on Tuesday 29th with no charge at all
All’s well, that ends well
and coming back 4 days sooner than originally planned gives us a little more time to find a house and get ready for my pending exam. As I said at the start – unblinkinlievable!
Thanks for reading all that – I hope it wasn’t too painful and if it was……..imagine what it was like being there
See you soon